Illegal use of commas,

Monday through Friday I get up, throw on my clothes, eat with my sons, bathe Michael, get both boys dressed, get Philamena up, dressed, and fed, do her 'do, get her to school, take the boys to the park, come home and eat a snack together, take a nap together, fix lunch, have playtime, go get Philamena, have another snack, more playtime, Jason gets home, one of us makes dinner, we eat as a family, more playtime, bath time, help with homework, bedtime routine for kids, and then Jason's and my eyes simultaneously roll back into our heads as we go unconscious! I only wish kids would sleep in on weekends!